Hang on to wigs, girls. We’ve got a cavalcade of cuties today that you DON’T want to miss. We’ve got Hiddles, we’ve got Seth Meyers, we’ve got bathing beauty Joel Edgerton on the beach in Miami… You’re just going to swoon! Check ‘em out after the jump!
Tom Hiddleston heads into Lux Spa specializing in hands and feet in Toronto. Specializing in LICKING hands and feet, I hope. Oh, Tom. OHHH, TOOOOM!
Joel Edgerton enjoys a quick dip in the ocean at Bondi Beach in Sydney. Now THAT’S a real man, huh? I like that body. It’s not overly chiseled. He doesn’t spend six hours in the gym a day. He’s got a LIFE TO LIVE. He doesn’t give a fuck. You like him or you don’t. And if you don’t, PISS OFF. RAR.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers plays with his headphones and smokes a cigarette while waiting for his driver in Beverly Hills. Los Angeles, Calfornia. Hmmm. Still doable, but meh. Shame about Dracula.
Real-life Dollenganger siblings (you know what I’m sayin’ – where my Gen-Xers at?) Derek Hough and Julianne Hough attend the Kaleidoscope Ball – Designing The Sweet Side Of L.A. at Beverly Hills Hotel. And yeah, he’s just the WORST, but my GOD, the things I would let him do to me.
Speaking of unspeakable fantasies: Lukas Haas has always been on my list of shameful crushes forever. I have a little “meth dealer/dirty-whore-who-will-do-anything, ANYTHING-for-a-bump” scenario I’d like to role-play with him. Here he is at the Los Angeles premiere of Transcendence at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood.
Also there, looking quite dashing I must say, wowlebrity Marilyn Manson.
And, sigh, Johnny Depp, the star of the movie. He’s not quite a hunk anymore, though, is he? That goatee. Those glasses. That necklace. He’s just trapped in some sort of d-bag ’90s time paradox. If I was casting Johnny in a movie, I would have a clause in his contract stipulating he had to have an actual stylist come and make him presentable for red carpet appearances and junket interviews. He would not be allowed to dress himself as long as he was representing the movie. Period. He couldn’t even go to clubs or restaurants without being styled, until AFTER the movie came out on DVD.
Blah blah blah. Cutie-patootie Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe seen outside the Guggenheim Museum to attend the 2014 Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Celebration in New York City. And I haaaaaate Alexi’s “Pilgrim Chic” shit show. Women over 30 in baby doll dresses is a CRIME AGAINST FASHION. There, I said it.
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